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Empty-Nest Confession #6

Since Naomi moved out, I’ve made a shocking discovery! After years of blaming her — it turns out I’m the culprit who squeezes the tube of toothpaste from the top! Advertisements

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Empty-Nest Confession #1

Nothing was the same when my daughter Naomi moved out. I unwittingly switched brands of toothpaste. Weeks went by before noticing it was Preparation H.

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Why Don’t They Sell “Un-Preparation H”?

Sometimes everything falls in place. Other times everything falls apart. Suddenly. Unexpectedly. Unpredictably. That’s when “Un-Preparation H” would sure come in handy.

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