“Cavewoman Cosmetics” are the Perfect Paleolithic Companion for “Caveman Diet”

Gug the Cavewoman gets bitchy whenever she goes on a diet — especially The Caveman Diet. And when she gets bitchy, she wants to look bitchy. That’s why Gug trusts “Cavewoman Cosmetics”! Formulated with 100% Paleolithic poop, “Cavewoman Cosmetics” turn happy faces into crappy faces. And if it works for Gug, it’ll work for you!

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About Robyn Michele Levy

I am an artist, writer, radio broadcaster, performer, mother, breast cancer survivor. I also have Parkinson's disease. My memoir, Most of Me, is available at local and on-line bookstores.
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2 Responses to “Cavewoman Cosmetics” are the Perfect Paleolithic Companion for “Caveman Diet”

  1. Terrye Kuper says:

    Hey Robbie:
    I’d rather make an apt. with Gug. Seems to have experience in dolling out her costmetics. Love and hugs, moi

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