It’s hard to know what gifts to give people who have everything. Especially millionaires. But last night, while watching Dragon’s Den, I finally came up with the perfect gift to give Arlene, Bruce, Jim, Kevin and Robert. I was inspired by the All In One Giftwrapper, the Rare Earth Chemical Element Card Game, and Octino — some of the worst ideas ever pitched this season. And so, without further ado, I hereby give the Dragons the perfect gift: My promise that I will not appear on their show to pitch them my worst idea ever — Fridge Maggots Magnets. Happy Holidays Dragons!