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Snappy Synapses Caught on Hidden Camera

Dear Brain. According to our data, your sluggish synapses are once again snappy. This makes us very happy. Yours Sincerely, Big Pharma

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Dear Foggy Brain

It’s come to our attention that your synapses are not so snappy. Perhaps that’s why you’re feeling crappy. May we suggest you take a nappy? Yours Sincerely, Big Pharma — always trying to make you happy.

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Dear Over-Stimulated Brain

It’s come to our attention that you are experiencing difficulty sleeping. This is to be expected, considering the exciting activities you are currently engaged in. May we suggest you refrain from eating apple pie before bedtime and remember we are … Continue reading

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Health Tip #29

Stressful times call for calming measures Breathe in and out to increase pleasures

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Dear Brain

Once again, we are currently experiencing technical difficulties navigating your amazing maze of neurotransmitters and synapses. Your patience is appreciated while we recalibrate. We are sorry for any inconvenience this may cause you. Yours Sincerely, Parkinson’s Medication

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Lucky Star

“Getting Parkinson’s is a good way to get out of doing housework.” That’s what a neighbour told me. He was right. For the past few years, my husband has been doing most of the chores. Call me lucky. Call me … Continue reading

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Health Tip #13

Untangle your glumbilical cord With the biggest smile you can afford

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Health Tip #12

If smokers, tokers and marshmallow roasters are your only friends You’re definitely burning the candle at both ends

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Health Tip #6

If your picture paints a thousands complaints Disguise them with acrylic paints

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Diseases 101

Ever since kindergarten, I have always been a conscientious student. Eager to learn. Self-disciplined. Organized. Theses traits come in handy, especially now that I’m doing a double major in Parkinson’s and breast cancer. Still, sometimes the learning curve is quite … Continue reading

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