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Confession #3 to my Neuropsychiatrist

Effexor is red Ativan is blue Sinemet is yellow and easy to chew

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Dear Robyn’s Brain

We are momentarily experiencing technical difficulties. Your patience is appreciated while we tinker with your neurotransmitters. Yours Sincerely, Executive Director of Synaptic Tactics

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Joined-at-the-lip Neuropsychiatrists Give FIVE STAR REVIEW of “MOST OF ME”

“Synaptic Thriller! Read MOST OF ME - and enter the wicked world of neurotransmitters, Big Pharma & Socialized health care! *****

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Today’s Big Pharma Forecast For Robyn Michele Levy’s Brain

New prescription on the horizon. Good chance of smoothing out energy fluctuations caused by other medications. Slight chance of serious side-effects. Do not use heavy machinery or leitmotif while taking this drug.

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Dear Brain

Dear Brain, As you know, there has been a change to the non-medicinal ingredients of the new Sinemet tablets we manufacture. According to our records, you allegedly experienced adverse reactions to these new & improved pills and have been avoiding … Continue reading

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Health Tip #39

Taking meds on time is alarmingly fun When you install a ticking time bum

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Health Tip #38

Side effects are just illusions Be careful not to draw conclusions

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Dear Medication Side-Effects

I’d rather have a side salad or a side of beef ride sidesaddle wearing a fig leaf grow sideburns sideways to my teeth oh…what I’d do for a little relief Yours Truly, Robyn’s Brain

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Dear Big Pharma and your Chemical Concoctions

I feel like a test tube full of toxins So I’m putting my diseases up for auction Yours Sincerely, Robyn’s Brain

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Snappy Synapses Caught on Hidden Camera

Dear Brain. According to our data, your sluggish synapses are once again snappy. This makes us very happy. Yours Sincerely, Big Pharma

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