The New Year's Cat is out of the Bag!

What surprises will she bring?
A cure for Parkinsons and Parkindaughters
and Parkinmothers and Parkinfathers?
A cure for cancers of the breasts,
the lungs, the tongue, the brain, the test(icles),
the liver, the bladder, the pancreas,
all the orifices including the ass,
the skin, the blood, the digestive tract,
the bones, the zones we prefer intact?
Any and all of the above
Would be appreciated
Love,
The Parkinson Princess,  Ms. Mastectomy, Gug the cavewoman, The Cry Lady & Robyn