Look who I found hiding in my studio yesterday!
My old friend, Libby Doe — who appears in Most of Me!
I also found a stash of I Ain’t No Shave Slave greeting cards
featuring her on the front and the poem on the back.
Cards are blank inside so you can write your own hairy message…
Buy them in packs of twelve for just $10.00.
I Ain’t No Shave Slave
I ain’t no shave slave no beauty queen bikini waxes are not my scene I ain’t no shave slave no centrefold for every hair on this bod there’s a story to be told
I ain’t no shave slave no depilatory dream electrolysis just makes me scream I ain’t no shave slave no jolen junkie I trashed the tweezers I’m furry and funky
I ain’t no shave slave no Vogue vixen it ain’t ingrown hairs that I’m itchin’ I ain’t no shave slave no Barbie doll if you want me, darling you’ve got to take it all!